Итак, очередной Африканский развод

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1. П
риходит письмо (на мою обьву о прадаже моца на рекламе лв)- Hello
is the item still available for sale if yes i will like to know the present condition and the total cost....
Для непонятных - мол хочу купить, актуально?
2. Я, зная все разводы сети, с шуткой юмора пишу - базара нет - приезжай покупай 
3. Кекс пишет мне:Thanks for the swift response and am OK with the price you give it away as i am buying this for my Dad and due to the nature of my work and location...I will not be able to come for inspection, am a very busy type as i work long hours everyday, i have gone through your advertisement and i am satisfied with it.
As for the payment..i can only pay via the fastest and secure way to pay online(PayPal) here.or bank to bank transfer payment
I have a private courier agent that will come for the pick up after the payment have been made ...so no shipping included and with the issue of my details, transferring the name of ownership and signing of all paperwork will be done by the courier services company agent so you don't have to worry about that.
You can now send me your PayPal email or your bank details so i can pay in right away and also include your address in your reply. If you don't have a PayPal account, you can easily set up one...log on to
http://www.paypal.com and sign up its very easy... .await your reply asap..................
4. Я ужо просек фишку и пишу мол платеж тока по банку или привезу те на фуре прям к дому, мол там и рассчитаемся
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5. Кекс мине отвечает: Мол я уже пищу, как хочу твой моцик, мол давай свои данные, я сча все тебе скидану (вот сразу в эту же секунду
)Thanks for your response.I will be happy to buy it but i will not be able to come and view it in your place Note that i will be responsible for shipping and handling.My shipping company will come to your location for the pick up Kindly provide me with the address where it will be picked up so that i can forward it to the shipping company to calculate the cost of pick up for me.and get back to me now with your full bank details or rpaypal email so that i can proceed with your payment now ok..
6. Я ему выслал космические данные кер знает кого, кер знает какого банка, он мне шлет ответ, мол все теперь точно писец как хочу купить, тока пришли мИне 500 евр, чёбы я тебе поверил??!!
Thanks so much for getting back to me and for concluding about selling this item to my dad,i really appreciate it,i am going to transfer the money into your account right now but before i do that,i will like to add the sum of 500Eur to the amount we agreed on and i will like to know if you would help me to transfer 500Eur to my shipping agent via western union money transfer here in West Africa .I would have love to do this myself but currently i am very busy on ocean because i am a sailor and there is no where on the sea i could send the money and the only payment method the shipping agent accepted is western union.
I would be very happy if you would help me and i want you to get back to me with your reply so i can transfer everything together and get back to you as soon as POSSIBLE
7. Я ему - мол базара нема, сча вышлю, тока не 500, а 370 (чёбы более достоверно было) мол по сусекам покреб более нема (почку может продать за оставшиеся 130??!! ), давай мол свои данные...
жду ответа ужо пол дня, он там пошел бомжа искать для получения бабосов на вестерн юнион. Клоуны вообщем эти черномазые. Мозгу совсем нема.
Вот так и развлекаюсь, а кули